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Cheap Personal Loan - Meet Heir Cashendigler

CAPTURED!

Somewhere off the left banks of the Rhine, our hero - dressed as a German peasant slowly making his way toward a personal loan - was recognized by a team of villainous henchmen from the notorious Heir Cashendigler! Why was 007 there in the first place? To put an end to cheap personal loans that continually fail their clients, thats why! And upon his capture our hero was led straight to the heart of the lion's den.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

They beat him, they tortured him for hours yet 009 never gave up his identity or his mission, and finally he was taken to visit the villain himself. But when the two enemies finally saw one another a flicker of recognition coursed through their brains:

- Don't I...don't I know you from somewhere, Heir Cashendigler?

- Perhaps - have you ever taken out a cheap personal loan?

- Why but of course! I was on my way to apply for just such a cheap personal loan when these rogues kidnapped me off the roadside - whats this all about?

- Why don't you tell me, 009!

- Ok, so my cover is blown. Well why don't I blow your cover a bit! Its you, Heir Cashendigler, thats behind the cheap personal loan scourge currently sweeping across the western world, threatening our way of life and the integrity of our fast cash solutions!

Your cheap personal loan operatives are usually too slow to offer reliable emergency financial support.
You aren't making the profits per loan as other, more expensive lenders, and therefore have less incentive to increase online security and guarantee privacy.
And sure the initial charges for your instant personal loan services are cheap enough, but what about later? How many mothers have you fleeced and forced into a cycle of roll-over payments?

-Its funny you should say something about mothers, 009. Because if I'm not mistaken, I have your mother here visiting me right this moment, sharing a nice quick personal loan on my back patio!

Mom saves the world from the cheap personal loan

Just then, a wrinkled, shriveling dynamo burst through the far wall of the torture chamber, threw around a few well-0times roundhouse kicks and throwing stars bought with her host's cheap personal loan! Cashendigler couldn't even get a shout of surprise out she worked so quickly and killed so expertly, and as she untied her son they both knew the world would be safe from the cheap personal loan - at least for a little while.