Payday Another Day - Instant Military Payday Loan

Instant Military Payday Loan - Interviews With A Nostrangle

It takes a man to apply for an instant military payday loan when he needs money bad and he's about to be shipped to the front lines - it takes a real man to do it when he has no reason on earth to be there. Such is the life of our Payday Agents, willing to Die Another Day if it means getting to the bottom of something vile, something vicious and mean, something like a military loan - applied for by the fighting elite, repaid in the end with blood and bile!

An invitation to the Instant Military Payday Loan Ball

Our agents know people, who know people, who has family who knows people who've taken out an instant military payday loan from none other than the infamous Dr. Nostrangle! From his hidden fortress in Turkmenistan, Nostrangle has been providing instant military payday loans to thousands, millions of active-duty military service men and women who need money at the last minute and who don';t have any other options available to them. And with all those profits he does nothing more than throw the best parties, with the most exclusive of lists, with tigers and ninjas serving champers and martinis on the rocks.

"How crass," says our Payday Agent 008, stepping out from his sporty car and climbing the steps to the festivities. His invitation? Killed 18 people to get it. His tuxedo? Property of Her Majesty's Cache. His hatred for instant military payday loan providers who care nothing about the people applying for the money? Inherent, crafted from a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, and loving thousands of international women with thousands of international brothers all working hard to keep the world free of terror, to keep the bubbly bubbling!

To the head of the line

And there he is! Nostrangle in the flesh! And he has the audacity to wear that cape of his, a moneied cape made from the profits of his most recent instant military payday loan - so fast! So expensive! Tres haute!

" Pardon me, Nostrangle. I didn't know you were one for high fashion!"

"Yes 008 - apparently there is a gulf between you and I and our respective information. For instance, I know how badly you covet my military payday loan fortune. If you had the wits, you'd be selling an instant military payday loan just like me! We could be partners!"

"Sorry Nostrangle, my partners only come in one color."

"Oh? And what color is that?"

"Why, don't you know?"

And our agent presses a button on his watch. 2 million penguins rush the ballroom and make off with every instant military payday loan in sight. Way to go Double 0!