No Faxing Cash Advances

No Faxing Cash Advances - The Finale

When we last left Bond he was hanging from his ankles above a bottomless pit of financial debt. His captor, the evil scum-bag whose plan was to turn the entire world into his personal servant army by providing no fax cash advances to them at incredible rates, was forcing these no faxing cash advances straight into his checking account. It seems pretty hopeless for our hero - but Bond doesn't need hope. He's bond.

When 007 talks, people listen

- I hope you appreciate the severity off your situation, Mr. Bond, one false move and these cash advances will...kill? You?

-And I hope you have a good idea of what you are doing!

-Oh! believe me Mr. Bond, I am completely aware of what's happening right now. You are losing more and more money as you try to pay off your no faxing cash advances and maintain your regular expenses and obligations - its a losing battle Mr. Bond! You lose every time! My no faxing cash advances are simply unbeatable.

-Maybe.

-Whats that? Maybe? Why...you don;t think you can actually escape, do you Mr. Bond? You do? Oh! Thats hilarious! Guards! Did you hear that? Mr. Bond thinks he can actually escape his no faxing cash advances! I'm so sorry but there is no escape Mr. Bond! Only a timely repayment will save you! You lose!

-Exactly.

Saving himself from no faxing cash advances

Suddenly a great ball of gas explodes from within the bottomless pit - its Mr. Bond's substantial financial savings! And they're paying off his no faxing cash advances! Bond make a daring swing toward the edge of the pit, grabs hold of the rocky wall and climbs up and out of the pit, barely escapes the clutches of his almost certain financial death! The guard s try to stop him but Bond simply gives them each a series of no faxing cash advances and they all fall screaming into the pit, one after another to forever fall into debt. Bond follows the evil boss into a tunnel but the man climbs into a space pod just before Bond can reach him. The man hits the " Emergency Launch" button.

-So long, Mr. Bond. You ruined my online cash advances scheme this time, but I'll be back! I will always come back! There is too much money in payday advances to keep the greedy people like me away! You haven't seen the last of me Bond! I'll be back and I'll be more dangerous than ever! Good bye, Mr. Bond!

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